Wednesday, January 21, 2009

The Search for Mr. Australian Open

On Friday, the battle of former world no. 1's will take place as Marat Safin and Roger Federer will outhit each other for the 3rd Round of the Australian Open. This is probably Marat Safin's last year playing professional tennis, even though he said just last year that he'll be playing a lot more years of tennis. That lying sucker. On the other hand, Roger Federer still dreams of equalling Pete Sampras' record of 14 Grand Slam titles. I would love to see Roger tie that record, but not over Marat baby Safin's hot body. So, Roger, try winning the French Open aka Roland Garros to tie Pete's record. Aussie Open is not for you, according to me. Oh well, it's okay whoever wins. As long as not Djokovic. Nyaha. I don't ever want to comment about Delic and Novak's upcoming match as well, because hmm. Serbs, Croats, and Bosnians are like football fans which is like a no-no in tennis. Playing tennis is like being inside the library. Try to keep your mouth shut at most times if you can handle it. The only sound you'd hear is probably a player's grunt, curse, or whatnot's. If you can't deal with the silence, go watch Ellen.

Also, Marat's big little sister, Dinara Safina, is in her winning form. Well, we could add Daniela Hantuchova, the 2 female Serbs, (Anna Chakvetadze ate dirt and is going home since she lost to Jelena Dokic) and the Williams are all set for the next round. My tummy hurts. I'd just type again tomorrow.


MORAL: Go Williams! Since Sharapova is not participating, the Aussie Open is a li'l quiet. I have to look for someone else to "smash" like.... Radek Stepanek. Oh yeah.

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