Friday, May 15, 2009

Isang Maduming Usapan: Natae, Nagtae, Tumae

Kapuputok lamang mga 5 minuto ang nakalipas.

Nakatataeng usapan. Dahil may mga malalaking ekis ang isang kalendaryo sa amin, iisipin mo ano ang silbi nito. Sasabihin sa iyo "iyan ang palatandaan kung kailan pumunta ng banyo ang nanay mo para jumebs." Oh. Shushal, talagang sa isang libreng kalendaryo pa talaga ng isang restawran ang napiling gawing sulatan ng araw ng pagdudumi.

Nagkaroon kaming tatlo nina Yaya Belle, Nanay ko, at ako ng isang maduming usapan. Nagtatanong kasi nanay ko kung pumunta ba raw siya ng banyo kanina para jumebs.

Belle: Kailan ka ba huling natae?

Me: Nagtae hindi natae.

Mom: Natae. hindi nagtae. Ang nagtae, parang kang nagtatae. Hindi parang natae.

Me: Alam ko na. Dapat kasi 'kailan ka huling tumae'.

Mom: Tama.

Me: Kasi pag sinabi mong natae, parang hindi mo napigil ang pagtae. Tapos kapag nagtae, parang nagtatae ka talaga.

Mom: Tama. Dapat nga tumae.


MORAL: Alamin ang tamang duming lalabas sa bibig mo, kung hindi, parang mabaho at puro baho lamang ang lalabas diyan. Yeeek.

Inspired By Each Other, By Each Other

I thought about it because a friend sent me a link on Rome and Juliet and I blew out moviehouse money for Star Trek, A Haunting on Connecticut, and X-Men because of an emergency - earphones for iPod.

Now, I have read Annie On My Mind and Keeping You A Secret. I have watched Rome and Juliet, I Can't Think Straight, and Imagine Me and You.

They can make you cringe, drop your jaw at some point, turn your head away, make your grandmother's forehead look like corduroy when she sees it, make your househelp semi-shout "what... are you watching?", reminisce Theology classes about love, make you see the issues some people are facing, fastforward some scenes that do not need words, and think why Ellen is making a big fuss about it.

I'm not sure what's on your mind, but I'm not talking about horror movies or something. Just a few books and movies I have encountered over the week. Or was it last week?

Anyway, what is their common denominator? Homosexual theme, female love. Well, I am open-minded (until my brain falls off), I'm just not used to seeing (movies about it) and reading about it. I thought movies and books on this theme might offer a different view on things, a different approach or something that is striking? Just something, something different. (No, having your hair dyed green is not that different and striking enough.) However, I noticed they are really, really similar with each other. Don't get me wrong, of course they have a common genre BUT I am talking about the storyline! It's like deja vu all over again it's like deja vu all over again!

Just consider 2 things:

1.) The other woman is getting married and she meets the other one in her wedding (before or during or after). Then they get very much attracted to each other. Well, this is for the movies (yes, all 3 of them).

2.) In the 2 books I have read, both of them involve a Student Council president who can only see As in her report card. Then she meets someone and they get very much attracted to each other. I told you so.

Yeah, they all deal with the harsh view of people and society and that's an important thing. Sure, the movies had scenes that could make you shoot whatever you're drinking out of your nose, and the books had words that can clearly paint a scene - Leonardo da Vinci would be so proud. It's just that I am frustrated with the plots. No sad endings or tragedies (so far) from what I have watched or read (not that I like sad endings) but for me the similarity of the storylines and plots IS the tragedy. Are books or movies dealing with homosexual themes so rare they inspired each other? Or it just happen at these circumstances, showing that even those who are sure of themselves and those who are successful can all of a sudden experience a different feeling with one look? Yes, love at first sight.

Let's consider, Rome and Juliet (starring Mylene Dizon and Andrea del Rosario) and Imagine Me and You (Piper Perabo from Coyote Ugly, and Lena Headey the queen of Sparta). One of them is getting married and the other woman did (or was tasked to do) the floral arrangement for her wedding. Okay. Why can't she just be the bridesmaid or the maid of honor or the bandmate or the officemate or the girl from the supermarket?! I Can't Think Straight deals more with culture and why am I not surprised - a wedding. I told you so.

From Imagine Me and You which is the last of the movies I have watched:

What happens when an unstoppable force meets (moves) an immovable object?
- It never happens. If there's anything that can't be stopped, it's not possible for that to be something else which can't be moved. And vice versa. They can't both exist.

Do you believe in love at first sight?
- Well, it saves time.

Actually, those are not the best lines from it. Those are the only ones I remember verbatim. What made me watch or read them? The same reason you read Harry Potter. Actually, no, not the same reason because I don't know why you read HP1-1,000. My reason is the same as why I read books and watch movies - Why not? If there's a book, I read it. If there's a movie, I watch it (until I can bear it, because there are movies like Steven Seagal's that could really test your limit and patience). 

And while typing this, my dad turned the radio on which is just behind me. I think he felt that I am bashing Steven Seagal and was referring to his DVDs. Bruce Lee, Jet Li, Jackie Chan, and all of the Chinese, yes. Steven Seagal, no. I am using earphones and can still hear politics blaring behind me.


MORAL: Apple is right. Really, deus ex machina?

Let's see how the other movies and books (that I can come across with) will fare. Hope they're not too similar again or else it'll already be traumatizing for me, like seeing Heidi and Spencer on TV. I miss TV. Haven't watched in a long time.

Thursday, May 14, 2009

Anne and Georgiana

I'm not trying to be a movie critic. Or a literary one.

I like Keira Knightley down to the last buck tooth. Hey, she can act so well and she's really pretty. She has won much acclaim as a reputable actress. And she likes to star in movies with so much costume and spray net. Well, she could also undress in an instant because she's thin? No, but as I watch The Duchess, it seemed like it.

Where was I? Oh yeah, I already said that I like Keira Knightley so much. Yet I don't know why it's such a pain to watch her movies. Either you pause it in the middle or you can't finish it. I tried watching and reading Atonement. James McAvoy is there, it makes the movie pleasant.

Many could say only the intellectual and literary buff could appreciate Keira Knightley's movies. (Well except Hollywood-marketed films of her.)

OK LET'S BE HONEST NOW.

I like her movies, but being an honest fan, they're so boring! It pains me that they really are! Well, a lot of people think they are. So Pride and Prejudice is a great movie because well, it's a classic. If you're looking for rhetoric lines or memorable ones, those that can strike you, Keira Knightley's masterpieces are those to watch with all eyes and ears. However, if you're looking for love quotes or something similar with no "Shakespeare" in it, I'm sorry. Either you get love with Shakespeare or no love at all. The Duchess can be watched without falling asleep. Well, I didn't (I really don't fall asleep watching movies), but as I turned my head around, people around me seemed to have ingested sleeping pills.

"It must always be a matter of either or."

Yep, no moderation. Freedom in moderation or moderately loved.


MORAL: Don't wear too much things on your hair. Your neck might snap. Well, at least The Duchess' didn't. Women of the day of fresh air must've neck like the molave.

Anne Boleyn would've been friends with The Duchess Georgiana. Marriage in the "days of fresh air and gout" and birthing a son hasn't been so difficult.

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Think Positive! For Cocaine?!

Tennis and cocaine. What are you, a couple?!

What the heck. There is a decrease in the population of gorgeous men in the tennis world. Juan Carlos Ferrero thought of retiring, until he won a title earlier this year. I think the last time he won was 6 years ago. Then you know Marat Safin is going to retire at the end of the year. If this is like the stock market, it's like a 175% drop when Marat retires.

And now, Richard Gasquet, our perennial underachiver, is suspended for being tested positive in cocaine. C'mon. Richard Gasquet can be nominated to be a librarian! Though personality is not really an issue to be considered whether a person is capable of snorting cocaine. Someone could've shoved cocaine into his nose or something. Or someone could've put it in his drink. Hey, that's an idea. You could put something into the food/drinks of others and have them do drug testing. If Richard Gasquet is going to be suspended for 2 years because of this... no, I'm not going to comment yet. There is hope you know.

Dope.


MORAL: You've got to be kidding me. Don't give me a Martina Hingis issue. I still believe she's innocent.

Monday, May 11, 2009

Forum of the Future

Presidentiable Forum. 

How would I answer the questions if I were there. Of course, I won't get all of the questions and type it here. I didn't even attend it. My mom asked me why. I said there are a lot of people there. She said, "but we're going to pick you up if ever." And I just told her that there are a lot of people and I still got the flu. She just rolled her eyes.

What was the last book you have read or movie you have seen?
- OMG. You do not want to know. I finished a book and a movie yesterday.

What is Pres. Arroyo's positive contribution to RP during her term?
- She showed people how dirty politics is.

Who do you admire the most (living or dead)?
- Myself. Super.


It's true. Come election time, everyone's equal. We only got one vote each.
I'm a registered voter and I promise I'll be voting on May 2010. How about you?


MORAL: Charisma. But I think we're smarter than that.

Book Searching... Searching... Still Searching.

I hate it when I'm looking for something I really like and I can't find it. Well, I wonder who would not be pissed off with that? I've been searching everywhere. The online search for our library (Rizal Library's OPAC), torrent search engines, National Bookstore's online search, eBay, Amazon (and other similar sites), PDF sites, and everything. Geez, books are really expensive! Book price plus shipping fee. Well, it's okay for me.... if I can find what I am looking for. I've been at it for hours. If I can only have a PayPal account, or a Kindle, or anything that allows to finish a shopping cycle in a single breath (or a couple of clicks), I know I'm doomed for bankcruptcy. Books costing $9.00++ seem light, but if you just do click and buy, it'll balloon.

I still haven't found my ebooks. I want to try searching in the ginormous National Bookstore in Cubao, but I think the weather won't permit me.

And I still dream of a library. Please remove the dress code in the school library! It's marginalization for those who want to read but can't because s/he is wearing slippers. Unfair. The only thing I know banned from the library is noise, but slippers? C'mon.


MORAL: Yes, it's 5AM and I haven't slept. So don't even try pushing that tariff on imported books. I don't want to be stuck reading tabloids or anything. Reading stuff from the Internet is okay but it feels different, and the Internet here in the country sucks BIG time.

Friday, May 08, 2009

I Eat Earphones for Breakfast

First time to ride the LRT-2 again. It's been a while. So, what happened? I became deaf. I mean, my earphones. I thought the same old songs I listen to suddenly transferred to one ear. I always listen to my iPod when I commute or go somewhere else as long as I'm alone. I think it's rude when you listen to an mp3 player when you're with someone else. Well, unless you don't want to talk to this person. Haha. I call it, the "Anti-Social Device" which just means mp3++ (mp3, mp4, mp5, mp6 billion) player.

So my earphones went bonkers... again. I have devoured a lot of Philips earphones. I've been using them since forever. Different models have passed my fingers and ears, and it's sucking my money. Wah. It has a splitter, or something that allows you to put another pair of earphones. It's not like I have 4 ears, but people just borrow my iPod. They don't bring their own earphones. Ok, I just read, it's called "sharing adapter" and it just looks nice but it's pricey for me.

Aanhin pa ang iPod kung sira naman ang earphones mo?


MORAL: 800++ pesos down the drain! The salesperson told me I made the right choice of buying the Philips Bubbles earphones. I answered, "we'll see if this will last." 

Veggie Jolly Hotdog

Yay! Hotdog for breakfast! Or lunch? Or I really don't know.

No, it's not the ordinary frankfurter you eat as seen in commercials. There's nothing to be happy about eating something that used to be alive. You remember Babe? You remember Chicken Little? Cow and Chicken? Yep, you're stuffing their lifeless body in your mouth. This one is different. More like, safe for everyone. Even for animals.


MORAL: There are many alternatives. Some would say nothing beats the original, but if it takes life to have it, I'd rather go with the alternative. Same thing, same fulfillment. 

Takes Too Much

It's 2:30am, you still got the "swine flu", drowse-Decolgen doesn't work for you (after thinking it's the ultimate sleeping pill), and now you're motivated to fix things while eating donuts while your brother reads Cosmopolitan (which your sister bought) because he can't sleep until the sun shines we'll shine together and wants to watch a movie you have downloaded even from before but can't because you still have to finish what you are doing so he just sits there eats a banana and keeps on reading stuff because he doesn't want to eat anymore.

Vista.
Takes too much space.
Takes too much time.
Takes too much energy.
Takes too much stress.
Takes too much resources.
Vista.

Takes too much of me.


MORAL: Choice. XP or Vista. It was a difficult choice. Vista is so tempting. XP is trusted. Do you go with the old and trusted? Or with the new but still got a lot to prove? Kiss my derriere, Vista. I blog too much this month.