How to Retrieve Your iPod in 5 Easy Steps

How to Retrieve Your Snatched iPod Touch While Riding A Bus in 5 Easy Steps:

Note that the victim noticed that his iPod was snatched when the music suddenly...stopped.

1. Run to the exit of the bus. Your adrenaline will get you through a crowded bus.

2. Grab by the collar the first person who's going to exit. Make sure your grip is strong.

3. Shout really loud that there's a snatcher in the bus and explain to the passengers that you're going to frisk them to look for the missing item. If the person is "clean", let go.

4. Trap the snatcher in a headlock while people are helping you look for your lost item. An elbow-drop is optional but not necessary.

5. Slam the confirmed snatcher to the side of the bus. Ask permission to hit the person. If others don't agree, go back to the bus and leave the snatchers at the side of the road.

My brother explained that if he lost his iPod without him doing anything he knows I will laugh at him. He recalls how I ran along Aurora Boulevard for my snatched phone. Taking into consideration my ankle was injured. Also, he told us that his workout regimen would be deemed useless if he doesn't take advantage of it, considering that the two snatchers were skinny.

MORAL: Whoever said that commuting is boring must experience what my brother experienced. I really like the slamming. Oh yeah! Ahia = 5 points, Snatcher = 0.

Note: Please do not do numbers 2, 4, and 5 if you're not macho enough. Thanks.

*Author is not liable to any damage or pain you might experience.

R-18 Iced Tea

I'm staying in an internet cafe that doesn't offer internet games to avoid rowdy kids in their store. After being here for quite some time already (I can feel the strain of the cost of using internet here), I stood up and decided to walk around. I saw one guy's monitor and he was searching for... I don't know. I just saw images of women's asses in the screen then he turned around and I ordered Iced Tea in no time just to save my own.. ass. So much for being chismosa!

._.

MORAL: Look at your own stuff!

Kim Chopsticks

Wow, Audrey (Kim “Chopsticks” Chiu’s character) died in the series! Amazing! Now I can say I like that tv series! Hahaha. I don't watch tv anymore, just because I can't afford to! Sleep is a luxury already. Just when I thought that coming home late (which is becoming a trend for me now) would just bring me looks of fatigue and sadness, great news dawned upon me! Chopsticks no more!

Sorry, my sister and I have something against Kim Chiu and we don't know why. Why is she tooooo thin? I remember, "Chopsticks ba yan or legs?" Yeah. Why do you always have to complete her name? "Kim Chiu!" Why can't it be just "Kim" or just "Chiu?" Why.... Kim Chiu?!

So when her character died, all the while my sister was expecting that Jake Cuenca's character will die or something, I thought there was going to be a fiesta.

In times like these, I wish I’m a dormer. I feel like being drained every night.

MORAL: Sorry, Kim Chiu. Nothing personal. Just hormonal.

RFID Like

Last time, my dad asked me about source codes because Bandila had a segment about it pertaining to the automated election. I was grilled about source code, giving the definition, some examples, and all the analogies I could think of. Then, when the issue of RFID sprouted like mushrooms, I was in the spotlight once again. We did an RFID project for our OJT/practicum. Hey, it wasn't the same as going to Makati or some office everyday wearing corporate attire, but the experience was asymptotic. Well, who had the experience of being looked from head to toe by your visitor and questioning if you're really having practicum because you're just wearing shorts and slippers. HAHA. Yeah, I did that! We worked in school and in my groupmate's house. I felt how it was being a vagabond. It's really tough. So there, my course became useful for my dad already. He's getting information from me. RFIDs? I explained what they are, what they can do, their pros and cons. I feel so intelligent I'm like obese already.

First, source codes.

Next, RFIDs.

What's next?

MORAL: I now believe everything happens for a reason and the time when you realize that is just not now.

Haters Gonna Hate!!

Mga nakaiinis sa buhay.

Mga puwet na hume-hello.

Mga demure.

Mga Maria Clara.

It's okay to be like maarte but not Maria Clara! Haha.

And omg when you're like in pain, say OUCH!

Eyelovethis. :D

MORAL: This is so true! There are actually people like those who were featured here. There are people who cough in front of you (I am an annoyed victim), and there are the buttcracks. I used to call them coinbanks, because you could put coins in the gaps. And there are those "demure" people in the world. Hehe. And there are also people like the one who's talking about the Maria Clara's in the world.

And The Winner Goes To

What I witnessed a while ago is one of the most different raffle and freebie-giving day ever. When someone's name's drawn, people would rejoice if the person is not there. If the winner has a proxy, the words "please verify the ticket" would always be said. And if someone really wins, "Boooo!" would echo in the room.

During the raffle, JM, the project director said, "And the winner goes to..."

MORAL: This org is really different. Haha. I think if I won anything from the raffle, it would really look awkward when my name gets posted in the winners' board. Oh well, that's something that's not really fun. Though I get free tickets for plays and musicals, I think it's okay.

When ITALY and JAPAN Aren't Enough

Why is it fun to be creative, really bored, and stuck somewhere else? I've only heard of ITALY, JAPAN, and BALIWAG (thanks to my Theo groupmate, Kris, for introducing the acronym to us). I found this on someone's page, sorry! I can't remember where, but if I do, I'll really cite it here, because I'm not claiming to have written these. It's a good read, though. Shows how we can create a multitude of phrases from the spelling of countries and places.

• ITALY - I Trust And Love You
• IMUS - I Miss U, Sweetheart.
• BALIWAG - Beauty And Love I Will Always Give.
• HOLLAND - Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies
• PARIS - Please Always Remember I’m Sincere
• ROME - Remember Our Memorable Evenings
• JAPAN - Just Always Pray At Night
• LIBYA - Love Is Beautiful; You Also
• FRANCE - Friendship Remains And Never Can End
• CHINA - Come Here, I Need Affection
• PINAS - Promise Im Nice And Sweet.
• KOREA - Keep Optimistic Regardless of Every Adversity.
• KENYA - Keep Everything Nice Yet Arousing.
• MALABON - May A Lasting Affair Be Ours Now.
• MANILA - May All Nights Inspire Love Always.
• CANADA - Cute And Naughty Action Develops Attraction.
• PASIG - Please Always Say I’m Gorgeous!
• CEBU - Change Everything… But Us.
• BURMA - Between Us, Remember Me Always.
• TONDO - Tonight’s Our Night, Dearest One.
• INDIA - I Nearly Died In Adoration!
• EGYPT - Everything’s Great, You Pretty Thing!
• RUSSIA Romance Under the Sky & Stars is Intimate Always.
• PARANAQUE - Please Always Remain Adorable, Nice And Quiet Under Ecstacy.
• PASAY - Pretty And Sexy, Are You?
• MARLBORO - Men Always Remember Love Because Of Romance Only.
• PERU - Porget Everyone… Remember Us.
• SINGAPORE - Sex Is Needed; Gals Are Priceless; Orgies R Excellent.
• YEMEN - Yugyugan Every Morning, Every Night.
• PHILIPPINES - Pumping Hot I Love It! Please, Please, I Need Erotic Stimulation

MORAL: Filipinos are the real bombshells in creativity. We should be hired to do more advertisements.

On the News on Automated Elections

And just like that. With the news on automated elections in the country, people are starting to talk about information systems and source codes. In reunions and family gatherings whenever the topic on the election arises, my relatives never fail to confirm to me my course, "Diba MIS ka?"

"Opo. Management Information Systems po. At ngayon, alam niyo na po na mahalaga kami sa lipunan."

"K."

I must not add anything more. I shouldn't tell them that my course is Management Information Systems specializing in Business Intelligence. And I haven't even added the "Bachelor of Science Major in ..." thing.

MORAL: Source codes and automated elections, people are still unsure on the use of Information Technology for the elections. They still opt to have manual elections because they said automated elections can still be cheated and tampered. Really now. Even though post-election headlines usually bear, "Dinaya ako!" or "I was cheated by (insert opponent's name here)!" Seriously, people still prefer manual elections? Can't blame them, but give automated elections a chance.

Bio Punnett

MORAL: I love Bio people. :D