Nandoon Kaya Ako?!

Drafted last October 15, 2009, at 1:39am. Tears in my mind how I write too much in the wee hours.

It's starting to annoy me already because it has been happening a lot of times, that I vocally wish people I want to be with WERE with me, just to realize or remember that they were with me during that moment all along.

Example 1:

Me: Ang ganda ng (insert movie title here), pinanood namin nila (insert other people's name here). Sana napanood mo rin.

Friend: *looks at me weirdly* Ano ba, magkatabi kaya tayo sa sinehan?!

Example 2:

Me: Hmm, depende pa kasi sa mga groupmates ko eh.

Groupmate: Diba groupmates tayo?

Me: Oh... Yeah...

Groupmate: *shows a WTF?! face*

Example 3:

Me: Ay may kwento ako sayo. Sa (insert subject here) class ko dati, may isang girl na (insert a really funny or memorable event here). Grabe noh.

Classmate: Oo nga eh. Tapos sabi mo (insert what you said here).

Me: Yeah! Sinabi ko yun! Paano mo...*starts slowing down upon realization*

Classmate: Yups. Classmates tayo.

Me: Ah...*thinks of other words to salvage self*

Classmate: *nods incessantly* Seatmates tayo.

Example 4:

Me: Eh kasi wala ka nung party eh. Umuuwi ka kaagad.

Friend: WTF.

Me: Huh?

Friend: Nandoon kaya ako! Sa akin niyo pa nga grinab yung pictures niyo?!

Me: Oh crap, onga.

Friend: *gives another WTF look*

Example 5:

Friend: Onga eh, naalala ko yung hindi nadudumihan na pants ni Megan Fox.

Me: Napanood mo na yung Transformers 2?! Second day palang ngayon ah.

Friend: *gives me a straight face*

Me: Oh yeah. *remembers friend was there when we watched on the first day*

And I never learn.

Example 6:

Me: Naaalala mo yung nasa (insert details here)? Noong (insert more details here)? Ayan ah, di na kita nakalimutan.

Friend: Yeah.

Me: *wonders the cold response*

Friend: Kaso wala ako nun.

Me: Oh crap.

MORAL: I just hope people would think it's done intentionally, maybe like a joke, ice breaker, or something. Sad thing is that I really forgot. Noooo. Next time I'll super duper think or ransack my memory first before I share stories. Vocally wishing people into your stories is not good, well for me, at least. I have seen a lot of eyeball-rolling, WTF facial expressions, and all those poker faces Lady Gaga would be so proud.