Ten Questions or Not... This is for the homo sapiens out there, I think.
special guest: Francine G, aka Sanrio/Yoda/Hello Kitty/Elaine
Ok, so I ask questions again. I comment on the answers as well. Some answers were so inspiring I wrote them on my whiteboard then clipped pictures at my own "picture sampayan (clothesline)". You didn't get the relation of the whiteboard to the pictures? Neither did I. Anyway, please understand the complex nature of the human brain so bear with the answers.
1.) True or False. How do you feel whenever you see your favorite teacher in English? Why not? How about the Diwata? Do you know her? Does she know you? Why not? How?
--i hate thomas!iniiwasan ko siya...i just heard the diwata, never seen her, mlamang di niya ako kilala, dahil she is with the french guy, kaya napapansin natin siya, how did i know her?through chismis!haha
*You haven't seen the Diwata?! OMG, you must see her! And make a wish when you do. It's like you missed half of your life. Haha. Chismis is not good for your health. You think Thomas is stalking you?
2.) If you were a famous personality, how would your friends describe you? Really? Are you telling the truth?
--above them?hard to reach?(kahit na hindi totoo even though maging celeb man ako..) really!yes telling d truth!
*Hard to reach, yeah right. Eh kung sipain ka namin at hampasin ng steel chair? But of course, I am an animal rights enthusiast, so, I won't do that.
3.) Complete the sentence. "My mother and I..." and "When I think of boys..."
--my mother and I have much time together..., when i think of boys, they are like me, also a human...(yan un cnagot ko dun sa guidance ah...)
*Boys are like you? Wow, you're now a boy! I'm so proud of you. I wonder what would the guidance counsellor say when s/he reads our answers... Hmm... "My mother and I... are girls."
4.) How would you describe fuchia pink and tangerine to a deaf, old, blind man?
-- fuchia-bright! tangerine-sour!
*You'll describe them like that?? Oh well, since there are no right or wrong answers, I'll pass criticizing this one, hahaha.
5.) Paris Hilton is your hero, your idol. When is your birthday? How did you come up with your answer?
--birthday-7/11/89, my parents told me (wlang kinalaman un k paris hilton)
*But she's still your idol.
6.) Do you sing while taking a bath? Do you take a bath when singing? Do you eat vegetables that are nutritious and good for your health?
--1.no 2.no 3.no
*GRABE!!! How profound your answers are! Yoda, you're the best.
7.) Leonidas, the king of Sparta, was around 60 years old when the Battle of Thermopylae happened. Would you love to have 8-pack abs? How about 4-packs in your biceps? Why or why not?
--1. no! dhl high maintenance ang abs!mya maging fats pa yan kng di mo na exercise. 2. no! panget for a gurl
*Fats.. Naks, conscious! Pangit for a girl? I think it won't look appealing for men, too, having 4-packs in your biceps. How did you know that abs are high-maintenance? Have you tried maintaining abs? Wow, macho Hello Kitty.
8.) If you're alone in a deserted island, which brand of shampoo would you bring? In relation to your answer, why not bring something more important other than a shampoo? Does that prove that you are vain?
--creamsilk?un gamit ko e...duh?tinatanong mo kng anung shampoo, not what you want to bring?! di ako vain, papayag akong mgpakalbo na lng kpg nasa deserted island, rather than langawin ang ulo ko dhl sa wlang ligo haha
*Eh bakit mo ako inaaway!? Ganun ang tanong eh! Bear and deal with it! =)
9.) What is the last book you have read? FHM, Maxim, and Uno are not considered as books. How do you feel about that? What did you eat before answering this? What is it's connection to the first question in this number?
--1. cgru ung Empire of memory, boring! required lang kc sa lit...2. fruits-un ung dessert ko sa diner e, wlang fruits sa empire of memory
*Fruits are fun. Boring?! Reading is fun as well. So, if fruits = fun, and reading = fun, therefore, fruits = reading.
10.) Imagine you are a famous basketball player, 8 feet tall, and bald. Why? What is your idea of a perfect man? And so?
--yuck!kahit na basketball fanatic ako, never ko ngustuhan ang super tall na guy na bald pa!haha semi-cal pwd pa...idea of a perfect man?actually wala, any thing goes ako e, basta ba com4table ako skanya..so?tinatanong mo e
*You're not an ideal specimen for questioning. Haha, you react negatively to the questions. Yihee, your idea of a perfect man is anything, as long as you're comfortable with him.. Just like when you're comfortable sitting on a couch? These questions are the future questions for the Ms. Universe pageant. No joke.
MORAL: Prepare for glory! These questions are not tested on animals. They were made uniquely for each person. Well, not really, I just ask what I want to ask. I tell them that for every reply I get, some pesos are donated to charitable institutions. Don't tell a lie. No, no, no, no, baby, no, no, no, no, don't lie (in tune of BEP's song)... Remember this! Animals are friends, not food.
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