Tuesday, October 09, 2007

The Mechanical Contrivium : Me

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Ruth!

  1. The pharoahs of ancient Egypt wore garments made with thin threads of beaten Ruth.
  2. Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused by the evil "influence" of Ruth.
  3. Peanuts and Ruth are beans!
  4. Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of Ruth.
  5. India tested its first nuclear Ruth in 1974!
  6. There are six towns named Ruth in the United States.
  7. The book of Esther in the Bible is the only book which does not mention Ruth!
  8. Ruth is physically incapable of sticking her tongue out.
  9. Antarctica is the only continent without Ruth.
  10. Ruth, from the movie of the same name, had green blood!

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Mei!

  1. The canonical hours of the Christian church are matins, lauds, prime, terce, sext, none, Mei and compline.
  2. Ostriches stick their heads in Mei not to hide but to look for water!
  3. If a snake is born with two heads, the heads will fight over who gets Mei.
  4. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are Mei.
  5. Mei cannot swim.
  6. Mei can jump up to sixteen times her own height.
  7. If you chew gum while peeling Mei then it will stop you from crying.
  8. During severe windstorms, Mei may sway several feet to either side.
  9. Some birds use Mei to orientate themselves during migration.
  10. The fingerprints of Mei are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene!

MORAL: Don't type Mei Ong (her) and don't read the first trivia that comes out. It is unpleasant so I didn't post it. Hahaha. Rated X. I prefer doing these kind of things than study for my CS finals and make my Filipino final paper.

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