Nagmamahal Birthday Girl

In Nagmamahal Kapamilya...

Bernadette Sembrano (to be known as BS) : Paul, dahil kulang ang text votes na natanggap mo, hindi mo makukuha ang wish mong house and lot.
Paul: Aww...
BS: Pero dahil mabait ang Globe Asiatique at dahil birthday mo ngayon, makatatanggap ka ng.... 200 thousand pesos! Ano masasabi mo?!
Paul: Maraming salamat po sa Globe Asiatique sa ibinigay nila sa akin. Masaya po ako ngayon sa birthday ko.

Then someone said something...

Jonnah (my sister): Bakit, birthday ko rin naman ah, bakit wala akong 200 thousand pesos? Unfair.
Yaya Sanny (aka YS): Oo nga noh. Magkano ba sa 'yo, 2 thousand?
Me: Sanny, 'yung siomai po ba may meat? Hindi ko po makakain noh?
Dad: Gusto mo baked mac? May beef 'yun, bagong luto pa.
Jonnah: Hindi nga po siya kumakain ng beef, matagal na.
Dad: Eh kaya ganyan 'yan eh! Puyat pa! Wag ka na manood ng tennis.
YS: Himu-a na ang imong nga project!
Me: Ano connection?!
Jonnah: Ang cute ng dog oh.
YS: *speaks Ilonggo in a very fast manner*
Me: AMBOT!
Dad: Bakit ngayon ka lang gumagawa ng project?!
Jonnah: Disbanded na pala 'yung Orange and Lemons.

Back to Nagmamahal Kapamilya...
BS: Ito na po ang mga nagwagi ng 50 thousand pesos! Ang una ay si Aling Ligaya!

Jonnah: Birthday ko, wala naman akong 50 thousand pesos! *turns the tv off*


MORAL: It doesn't mean that if it's your birthday, you'll receive something. You're just a year older now. Boo. If today is your birthday, Happy Birthday! If tomorrow is your birthday, advance happy birthday! If yesterday was your birthday, belated happy birthday! If your birthday is on December 25, haha, most likely you'll only receive gifts once a year. HAHAHAHA.

*Happy Birthday Achi!ü

Example:
To (insert Christmas celebrant's name here),

Happy Birthday and Merry Christmas! God bless you always.

Love, Ninong and Ninang