This is for Humanity, Sanity and a Brighter Future

Ten Questions or Not (for World Peace):
*special guest: Gaborski

1.] Have you ever felt so low in your life it felt like you can see Satan already? Why yes? No is not applicable.
= Hmm.. I haven't seen Satan.. yet. But I've seen his minions. Ha!
*Wow, I'm not interested in meeting them. Creepy, I think I should call Oprah and Dr. Phil.

2.] There are Ten Commandments in the Bible. Are you following them? If you could add one, then it would be Eleven Commandments, right? What is that commandment and why.
= No, I don't. That would be impossible, because for one thing, I'm not yet married. ^_~ My eleventh commandment would be, though shall humble thyself when deemed superior by others. lol.
*You're not married?! I just realized that, uhh, now.

3.] Answer this intelligently. A man is holding a bolo (really huge knife). A woman is pregnant. Two hundred boys are beating the crap out of each other all at the same time. Five girls are pretending they are the Spice Girls. Mickey Mouse doesn't have a shirt while Donald Duck has no pants. So what?
= Nada. :]
*Great answer, but you missed the "intelligently" part.

4.] Burger and Nuggets are/were your dogs. Do you think McDonald's McRice Burgers would be popular or Skyflakes is still better? Do you think you're being biased with your answer? What if I said otherwise?
= Skyflakes pa rin? Kasi mura! lol. Hindi naman lahat ng Pinoy nakatikim na o makatitikim pa ng McRice Burger.. I'm being biased towards unfortunate people. =p If you said otherwise, then... that would be your opinion.
*I said otherwise because I said so, and that's the bottomline... Why don't you buy them McRice Burger? Let the unfortunate ones experience it, tsk. I can sense the minions coming to you.

5.] You are a Literature - English Major. What can you contribute to make the world a better place to live in? Well, the world became wonderful already - when I was born. Add more reasons why I made the world 99% better (not less than 3).
= I can... use Literature to promote social awareness, or use my skills in writing to provide education and entertainment. :)
Hindi nga?! Hehehe..
1. You constantly smile, even when you're pissed.
2. You're good in Math.
3. You're congenial.
4. You always have a party during your birthday! Haha!
*I know, i just wanted to hear/read it from someone else. I know you had a difficult time limiting your answers to 4. It must have been over a hundred, right?

6.] How can you control violence in your school? Do you think you can really control it? Do you really, really think you can? If not, why do you think you can't? Why do you really, really think you cannot?
= Is there violence in my school? I didn't know.. SJA or Ateneo? Iwouldn't really know what to do, really, unless I'm faced with the actual situation. :)
I wouldn't be able to control it because I am but a small creature in that effervescent world. Besides, there are other issues to focus on, like poverty, child labor, etc..
*Yeah there are other issues, but that was not the topic. SO why include that, sheesh.

7.] If you could have one superpower, what would that be and how would you use it? Is that for the benefit of mankind or for your ownself? C'mon, be honest, liars go to hell according to our neighbor.
= To be able to grant wishes, like a genie. LOL. For JOY - Jesus, Others, then Yourself (I mean myslef). Heehee.
*I don't like your answers, Lit major ka nga.

8.] You love reading books and eating. I didn't mean that you love eating books. What if Harry Potter is Batista in real life? Instead of casting spells, he does very friendly Batista Bombs to everyone he meets. How would you react?
= That's just Gross. Anyway, I don't like Harry Potter. I prefer Draco Malfoy. Haha.
*Draco Malfoy would be the Undertaker. And he'll be doing the Tombstone or the Last Ride to anyone he meets. Cool.

9.] There is a saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away." What can you add to it to make it more appealing (because it isn't that effective like it used to be)? Do you think the one who created/popularized that is telling the truth or is s/he just afraid of doctors?
= Hindi ba effective?! Hahaha! Kasi mahal na apples ngayon. =p Any fruit would keep the doctor away as long as hindi ka allergic dun. LOL. Anywayz, apple lang naman napili kasi boom na boom apples noong panahong iyon. (I think. )
*I like bananas and watermelons, oh and apples as well. Eat pineapples then drink a lot of water right after. See what happens.

10.] Choose one. Be rich and famous (in a good way), or save the world?
= Be rich and famous. So I can help save the world.
*There's something with this question. Be rich and famous and the world ends tomorrow (because you can't save it). Selfish.. Tsk,tsk, to think this is for humanity.


MORAL: I forgot to add, it was my seatmate Ochoa who answered the previous questionnaire. If you think that the questions here are helpful and profound while the answers are complete dufus, don't blame me. Save the world, one apple at a time. Blah.

Questionnaire for Humanity

I am the last hope of humanity. It's just that I don't update my blog as much as I used to because I'm busy doing charity work.... Right. I'm currently conducting research by uhh, sending random questions to interesting people, right. Haha, oh well. I asked one person, my first victim. Those followed by an asterisk are my response/s.


Ten Questions or Not for the Greater Good of Mankind


1.] I know you have a Pomeranian, named Disney and you love her very much you even mimic her in class. What if you realize Disney is a real boy?
= DISNEY IS A GIRL! but seriously, if disney turned out to be a boy, it wouldn't matter to me. she's like a child to me haha and nothing would ever change the way i look at her. i'd still love HER the way i used to before i found out her true gender.=p (eat that mei haha joke)
*Yeah, right. DISNEY is a real boy, just like Pinocchio. Wahaha.


2.] Would you consider Taekwondo a peaceful sport you can practice with your family (i.e. grandmother)? Why or why not?
= Taekwondo is the best sport in the world because it was created by Koreans. If my family is like the Incredibles, then no, taekwondo is not a peaceful sport. but since my family is normal, i'd say that taekwondo is not a peaceful sport at all. haha joke. Yes, Taekwondo is a peaceful sport as it promotes peace among people. As Sir Jobet puts it "wag niyo gamitin yung mga tinuro ko sa inyo unless you really know how to do it. magpahold up nalang kayo."joke lang yan. Taekwondo is indeed a peaceful sport because it promotes camaraderie among what's the term for it...jins? Many people may not notice it but Taekwondo is a sport of discipline and respect. ta-dah.
*Jins, well said. Teach taekwondo to your grandparents as well. Also to your other relatives, but I don't think teaching it to the tambays/bums or smugglers or gangsters would help.


3.] Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, Baa Baa Black Sheep, and The Alphabet Song all have the same tune. Explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity.
= According to Wikipedia, Einstein's Theory of Relativity(aka general relativity) is a theory of gravitation developed by Einstein. i do not care for this question so i will move on. Something about the curvature of space time with the mass, energy, and momentum. but i personally think that it's the E-mc^2 thing. heck i don't know. go ask pareng wiki.
*Wow, nerd. Haha. Why would I ask Wiki? We're not close. And sometimes, his information are not credible, credulous, maybe. I am more credible..


4.] What can you do to stop the acts of terrorism? How about global warming?
= One simple way to stop the acts of terrorism is to simply prohibit the immigration of citizens of other nations into your country. joke. What can I do? Since i seem to be of no importance to the world of war and terrorism, all i can do for now is to pray to God to change the lives of those who plans all this chaos. As for global warming, all i can do for my part is to yell at people who use hair gel and people whose refrigerators are not CFC free. It might not mean a lot when you think about it, but it does call the attention of the people to this matter and that's what really matters, according to Al Gore at least.=)
*Hmm, that would be effective. Yelling.. Try going to a beauty salon or parlor or whatnot and do that. Yell at the hairdressers and beauticians there. Or go to private homes, hog their dvds with your pirated Al Gore documentary cds.


5.] If you could wish for one thing, why not wish for more? Explain.
= who said i won't wish for more? that was actually my plan had a genie come up to me and ask me what my wish was. "to have more wishes." smart, huh?=) anywho, one wish one wish. hmmm. i will not wish for more wishes because that would be selfish and it's not in my nature to be selfish. haha=) but yeah seriously. that's it=)
*You didn't say anything. Circular reasoning, and I thought you learned something from English class.


6.] Pluto is not a planet anymore. What do you think of Al Gore's "An Inconvenient Truth"? Why is it inconvenient? Is it convenient to call it inconvenient?
= The Inconvenient Truth is inconvenient because it's not convenient. anyway, this was actually one of the questions given to us after the showing. so here goes: it is convenient to call it inconvenient because the truth is really inconvenient. people are aware of the fact that our world is deteriorating and yet they do nothing about it. that is the inconvenient truth (at least i hope it is). =)
*True, true. I am an environmentalist. I wish people would really care about global warming. It's freaking hot already!! Go to Ateneo, you'll thank God for the trees! By the way, it won an Oscar. Woohoo.

7.] In math, if a = b, and b = c, therefore a = c. If God is love, and Love is blind, therefore God is blind. Elaborate.
= According to Miss Misa, you are a fallacy. haha Math is not equal to English. In English, there is no logic although it claims to have some. Math is more logical because sudoku requires logical thinking and sudoku is math therefore math = logic. *Sudoku, let's teach the corn vendors along Katipunan how to solve Sudokus.

8.] Britney Spears is your idol. What can you say about Mel Gibson's Apocalypto? = i cannot comment on this because i have yet to see the movie. i heard on the radio that Britney shaved her head. no comment on that either. *Try shaving your head as well... Prison Break style.

9.] I know you have a very high level of respect for me even if you deny it for the nth time. What is one thing you would love to do before you uhh, die? = Respect ka jan. haha. The one thing that i would love to do before i die would be to go to Korea and say goodbye to my 5 boyfriends there namely, U-know Yunho, Choikang Changmin, Youngwoong Jaejoong, Micky Yoochun, and Xiah Junsu, collectively known as TVXQ or Dong Bang Shin Ki. joke. but not a joke. haha anyway, before i die, i'd like to say goodbye to my family and friends and thank them for everything they've done for me ala awards show. i'd like to leave to them my will (as if i have any property to leave them) which includes the proper ownership of baby disney. haha kidding. but yeah, one thing i'd love to do before i die would be to spend an entire day with my loved ones.=)

*Whatever.

10.] Give me an appropriate title for my questionnaire. You are my guinea pig, do you feel elated? I can sense your euphoria right now.

= it's called ":", that's what it's called. haha joke. now for the title. uh. The Survey. o diba. how original.=) but yeah seriously, uh...The Humanitarian Survey haha joke. uhh. "Please Answer" will do fine. haha joke uh.."Survey for the Greater Good of Mankind." yan=) lovely=)

*I didn't find your response useful, but nonetheless thanks for answering my queries..

MORAL: It's the year of the pig. Don't mind all those lucky charms or what. Just think of doing one good thing for another everyday. But I don't mind if you give me post-Chinese New Year tikoys. Huahua (this is not a place in China, it's an alternative form of Wahaha).

Mighty MorphinE Ninja Turtles

I thought twice as hard as I can if I would publish this post or not. I hope my future employer doesn't reach this site and read this.

I had these Morphine Shorts when I was young-er [of course, I wouldn't desire for them in my age now]. It was given to me [also to my siblings, I think, but the dedication was for me] by my grandmother from the States with matching Power Rangers bedsheets and blankets. (Typing these makes me shiver and have spasms. The thought of those bedsheets is making me faint.) Embarrassment... *sigh*


I have this odd (or maybe it isn't odd) thing in me that I really like to sleep on our couch in our living room. Yes, deep slumber in one of the unadvisable places to sleep. Then, unexpected (doesn't necessarily mean they are unwanted, don't be too cruel! That's my part!) guests come to pay a visit. The first time I experienced this was when I woke up to get a pillow, then surprise! My mom's visitors were there, seated in our dining area drinking pineapple juice and staring at me like I was a caveman who just woke up. NO, I wasn't wearing my Morphine Shorts then.

Next incident was when I took a nap (my naps are usually longer than my real sleep), and woke up at around 8pm. There were lots of glasses and plates in our sink, I asked if there were visitors earlier, and of course, I knew the answer. I was wearing my defective blouse [a part of my school uniform] that time.

Count some more similar moments and I felt like the people involved in some scandal [the ones involving cellphones and the internet]. People who saw must be very lucky. Don't ask why, I just think they're lucky. Wah, as I remember those moments, would someone please hand me a club and hit me. Yeah.

Just recently, well, a while ago, as I was typing my lab report on the floor. (Our pc was broken and I'm using the laptop on top of the CPU which is on the floor.) I was sitting on the floor in a not-so-nice-to-look-at way, and was laughing hysterically with what I was reading. I don't find acid rain funny, though. Then while sitting, I rotated myself 180 degrees and when I faced the opposite direction (I call this the butt-spin move), I saw two strange people. I was wearing those shorts. Let's end it here.


MORAL: Hmph, don't mind other people. Haha. If I know they have some weird shorts with them as well. Oh wait, this is our house, our home. So I can wear anything I like anytime (oh yeah!) and not mind other people. Aha, tama, tama. Don't mind, don't care. Treat them like ghosts, those you really really don't want to mind unless you make a living out of them.


*I'll trade them for your boardshorts if you like. Think about it, that is vintage. It just looks faded in the picture but the prints are still bright like they were bought yesterday (they aren't, so please, drop the issue that I really wanted to have them). Remember your Power Rangers times, the moment you fought with your brother/sister/neighbor/grandfather/cousin/pet dog for the colored Ranger (whose lips don't move and communicate with each other with a lot of arm/hand gestures) you want... Nostalgia? Now, you want those shorts.. Collector's item, cool, eh? [I have not so pleasant memories with it so I am willing to relieve myself of this treasure. No joke, haha!]

Scare Bear Tactics

This is a bear, a stuffed toy and nothing else. It doesn't look like a bomb to me, well, I don't know if it does - for you. Do I really look THAT suspicious wherein I always pray for World Peace?

Care Bears look so innocent, right? No joke, they really do. It's like they have a spell that when one looks at them, one is prompted to buy them. Come to think of it, how many Care Bears are there? Try buying one then after some time you want to buy them all. There are a lot of Care Bears and to buy them all is like buying all the Pokemon there are. Gotta catch 'em all!

I got one as a post-Christmas gift from my blockmate. He gave it to me after our Calculus class (wherein we were given our long tests results) maybe to calm me down after receiving my paper. I just saw a purple head and knew right there it was a stuffed toy. Even Pikachu would know it was a stuffed toy. My blockmate was so excited with it he quipped, "Open it, open it! It's really pretty obvious what it is, but open the gift and bring it out!"

I was like, "I like my gifts opened at home, save me the excitement. I only saw the head and not the entire gift. Thanks!"

Open the gift at home... I was WRONG. Then I went home with my LRT-mate / blockmate. The line for inspection for female was pretty long I wanted to sneak in at the other line, which is for males. (No, I don't look like a man. Wait, yeah, seriously. I don't even look like gay. Oh well.) Then the horrible lady was there. It was like someone tipped them for a bomb scare or something. It was not even the second day of classes, it was uhmm, the second day! No one would bomb the LRT station, I guess.

Finally, it's my turn. Yes, I decided to stay at the female line since I won't be allowed at the male one and would just look like an idiot if I do so. The lady scanned my bag which I opened fast. A white plastic bag with a small red paper bag inside with a fluffy, purple semi-round thing inside.

She asked me a question, (not where I live or what not) "What is this?" while poking (so hard the person behind me can hear the sound of the plastic) the plastic with her wooden stick. I replied, "It looks like a stuffed toy to me."

I thought that was it. She was waiting for me to bring out the paper bag from the plastic. So I did, since I was eager to go home and I'm taking too long at the inspection area. When I finally brought out the paper bag, she held the head of the mysterious, suspicious stuffed toy. STILL discontented, she held the bear at its head, brought it out in the air for everyone to see, AND groped every inch of the stuffed toy to I-don't-know-what. I was sure she was checking it out for any signs of bomb things or what.

You think she's commendable for being that curious?! But she (I think she's a she because well, she looked like a woman to me!) didn't check the other pockets of my bag for possible terrorism-inspired things/paraphernalias. Then I realized I was given a Care Bear particularly Share Bear as a gift. I found out about it right there - at the inspection area, at the entrance of the train station - with the guard, with the students behind me, with the rest of the people wanting to ride the train, and with Share Bear looking at me while being held in the air. She's bringing a stuffed toy with her? Whatever.

What the heck?! But hey, thanks for the gift, Calvin, I adore it. Don't worry, Scare - I mean Share Bear is safe with me. I'm currently looking at the bear right now. Eyeing its twin lollipops with hearts. Oh yeah.

MORAL: Bring out your IDs, or show them where they can be seen easily. I thought that if only I brought out my ID, the lady wouldn't be that crazy. Don't bring stuffed toys when riding LRTs or going to malls, especially Care Bears (I have no grudge against them, I really STILL find them cute even after the incident), because they look surprisingly suspicious to inspectors/guards. To possible terrorists, drop the stuffed toy idea, you'll get busted. Try other methods like uhmm, hmm, a hollow book with the bomb inside? Guards don't seem like bookworms to me.

The Red Suited Pa is Due in This Burg

The title is a Christmas Song popularly known as "Santa Claus is Coming to Town," and no, Britney didn't sing this. Though I am not sure if she revived it or what not.

What do you think would happen if the Christmas Songs we all know are named like these?

1.) Jovial Yuletide Desired for the Second Person Singular by Us [We Wish You A Merry Christmas]

2.) Exuberation to the Orb [Joy to the World]

3.) 288 Yuletide Hours [12 Days of Christmas]

4.) Tintinnabulation of Vacillating Pendulums in Inverted, Metallic, Resonate Cups [Jingle Bells]

5.) Diminutive Masculine Master of Skin-covered Percussion Cylinders [Little Drummer Boy]


MORAL: Whatever you call it, Christmas is still Christmas, in spirit, in words, in thoughts, and in deeds. Santa is the one who puts gifts in your red, Christmas stockings, though I wonder how he can get inside our house since we don't have a chimney. I used pantyhose before, no gift came. Do NOT, I repeat: Do NOT use pantyhose as Christmas stockings..!!

Halloween in December

Happy people live longer than mice. Yeah. XD

The pictures were taken from our block-Christmas party at Justin's house.

MORAL: Eat, (no, we didn't drink!), and be merry for tomorrow is the start of our Christmas break!!ü Happy Holly Days, people.

How to Get that Christmas Gift

This is probably one of the most effective ways of getting others to do what you want. Use this technique c/o Stewie. Learn from him. I played this for a number of times and my mom got annoyed. Effective!!!!



MORAL: Use this technique to get what you want. Just don't overdo it; may backfire when used regularly. Save this skill for emergency purposes (e.g. expensive things, asking permission to go somewhere). Enjoy.ü

Goldilocks and the Hot Bears

Polar bears, save them. Stop global warming. Educate yourselves and others as well. Adorable (unless you provoke them and they eat you. Blah.), right?

Hybrid cars are there, the car companies have the technology and all you do is just ask for them. Not a cheap price but it is definitely worth it. Think more, you'll still be alive by the estimated time that the earth would look like a dead planet. Who wants to live here at that time?

This is probably one of my most serious posts. Yeah. I don't use straws because they can't be recycled. I use all sides of paper, even my test papers, even my homeworks which are not yet checked.

MORAL: Warming warning. Do I need to say more? Please, that's enough. Captain Planet, save us. We're the planeteers, you can be one, too. 'Cause saving the planet is a thing to do.

How to Get an A

I got this from DJ (blockmate), who got this from his dorm, which is full of people. Write this at the back of your hand and pray it as much as possible.ü

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The Examiner's Psalm

The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not flunk.

He keeps me from lying down when I should be studying,

He leads me beside the water cooler for a study break.

He restores my faith in study guides.

He leads me to better study habits for my grade's sake.

Though I walk through the valley of borderline grades,

I will not have a nervous breakdown for you are with me.

My prayer and my friends, they comfort me.

You give me pointers in moments of blankness;

You annoint my head with knowledge.

My test paper runs over with questions I can answer.

Surely passing grades and flying colors shall follow me

all throughout my school days,

and I shall not dwell in exam rooms forever.

MORAL: This is easy. Getting an A in just a few steps. Just say it (poem/prayer) over and over again like a mantra. Repeat 250x. Do not make any mistakes; if otherwise, repeat process again. No joke, I've done it already.