This is Elwood, the winner of the annual ugliest dog contest. A mix of the Chinese Crested and Chihuahua breeds. Chinese Crested + Chihuahua = how would the Chinese feel?
But the tongue is really disturbing.
An award for the ugliest dog. Poor creature. He doesn't know he's ugly. Hmm, how do you define ugly? There's even a new word, fugly = f*cking ugly. What the?! That's so mean! "It was so fugly!" Sheesh. Whatever it is, it's mean. I'll make a petition to remove the word "ugly" in the dictionary. I appreciate the dog. He is not ugly! Just, uhh, odd-looking. Yeah. Odd-looking, and deserves a second look.
The dog was also referred to as "Yoda" or "ET". If Yoda = dog, and dog = ugly, then Yoda = ugly. Oh no. Star Wars fanatics would not like this.
I thought the dog looked like a rockstar. Cute? Cuddly? You'll get a lot of attention when you have one of this kind of dogs. Are there Chinese Crested/Chihuahuas here in the Philippines? Give me a call if you know any.
Here's the article about it.
MORAL: The tongue sticks out from the side and stays there for a long time that's why it looks wrinkled and dry. So, learn from the dog, don't stick your tongue out for so long. It would look like that. But it would be interesting if that happens.
No comments:
Post a Comment