Dear Diarya is back!! And this time, "unexpected explosive events" are more disgusting and a little crafty. Crafty not in the sense that you can make your own collage with the material excreted. But if you want to try that for art class, go ahead, make my day!
Here we introduce Patola* who always experience stomach ache and some uneasiness whenever we have our PeHM (PE, Health, and Music) exams. The tests spook her, I think. So, it never fails - the recurring stomach rumblings and the discomfort complemented by cold sweat. Then, one time, she felt it again. She brought a friend with her to the restroom (maybe she needs someone to wipe her a**). Anyway, Patola is the most studious person I've ever met. Who cares. Haha, kidding, but she is really studious and she will use her knowledge in the upcoming events. Well, she did the deed at the restroom, and after cleaning herself, tried to flush it away. "TRIED to flush it away" is just so nice to read, because she failed at that. The brown substances were smiling at her, probably waving, "Hi Patola, I like it here in this toilet bowl, mmmm, so watery, let's swim!"
Then, she tried to be wise and get a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after, lalalalalalala, lalalalalalala... Anyway, the pail of water was ineffective, the pail at the restroom was so huge and filled with water, the two of them weren't able to pull it. (By the way, the distance from the cubicle to the pail is a little bit far) And they didn't want to be seen dragging the pail of water, people might see them and go, "Wow, Patola and Shrek* are pulling the pail bigtime! Woohoo!" or whatever. So, out of desperation, Patola grabbed the wood from the janitress' cubicle where the janitress keeps all the cleaning stuff she has - think of it as her personal locker. With the wood in hand and a piece of chalk in the other, Patola wrote very meaningful words, OUT OF ORDER and used it to cover the toilet bowl full of crap. Then with a smile, they both just checked themselves in the mirror and freshened themselves up, which I think is very appropriate because they would be stinking right now (conscience, haha).
Welcome the janitress, who came in and saw the sign. She utterred, "I remember this is not out of order. Hmm." With suspicion, she came near the victimized toilet (Patola and Shrek were still there, still washing their hands of their dirty deed), and lifted the wood. "I thought so, some student didn't flush the toilet! Tsk." Of course, the two felt guilty, but the janitress didn't suspect them. Lucky poopers. Hahaha. They took the test after the incident, with relief from the stomach ache and guilt from the victimized toilet bowl.
MORAL: Use your head! Patola used all her knowledge to escape possible humiliation. Haha, idolize her but please, leave the janitress alone. Have a peace of mind, so that you can act under extreme pressure. Patola did it, so can you, and you can think of other ways to cover your dirty deed. But hey, it would still smell whatever you do. Having someone is also useful but they might squeal out the events afterwards. (Shrek was the one who told us this story and Patola had no choice but to confirm the incident. We all laughed and looked at her differently after this, haha.)
*Names were changed to protect the pooper and her partner
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